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Pinkmug

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Living Will :-))
« on: December 22, 2009, 06:51:38 AM »


I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept
alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on
it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady
sing,' and call it a day!
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Re: Living Will :-))
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 08:28:22 AM »

For some of those things, a reasonable time must only be 24 hours!  Hell, 10 hours!
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Re: Living Will :-))
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 08:31:45 AM »

Can you be a bit more specific, Goblyn?  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 09:37:28 AM »

I would think at least the top 22 of that list.  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: Living Will :-))
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2009, 09:50:34 AM »

don't forget chocolate  :lol:
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Re: Living Will :-))
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2009, 11:40:35 AM »

LOL Maychi!
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Re: Living Will :-))
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2009, 08:49:27 PM »

 :D
chocolate of course
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Re: Living Will :-))
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 03:58:10 AM »

LOL you crack me up  :lol:
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Re: Living Will :-))
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 12:17:53 PM »

Okay, random- what IS chicken fried steak?  Sounds horrible and wonderful at the same time.
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 12:25:55 PM »

chicken fried steak is kind of battered and fried like...well...fried chicken.  :lol:   and smothered in cream gravy.  YUM!

http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes.php?s_type=%2Frecipes.php&q=chicken+fried+steak&Search=Search&Searcht=Search
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 12:26:06 PM »

haven't the vaguest idea... but talking about horrible and wonderful... my son came across this site and he and his brother spent ages  trying to decide which was horrible and which wonderful or both!!!
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 06:09:27 AM »

LOL nougat, I find myself mixed by that site.  On one hand, it just perpetuates the stereotype that us chubby people just stuff our faces with the world's most disgustingly fattening foods all day long.  But on the other hand, its pretty hilarious, and ridiculous to think that anyone could even remotely begin to eat some of that stuff!
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2009, 12:49:30 AM »

i felt just like you goblyn!!!

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